Merry Christmas, I’m finished mourning Christmas’ past. I’m going to put my money where my mouth is and kill two birds with one stone. I don’t want to be alone today, so I’m going to see a client or two… maybe three.
This way I’m not lonely and I may keep someone else from being lonesome too. I made some candied ham and a few sides, so I can send any visitors home with a Christmas dinner filled with naughty wishes and horny thoughts and definitely a BIG MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Enjoy your families and take a moment to look around and remember, you created all this. You do an extraordinary job of doing your part, taking care of everyone. You are a good man…don’t let anyone tell you different. Take care of you too or I will.